What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why did losers ban TikTok?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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